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Numerous sources report that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finalized their prenuptial agreement, which would give Holmes $3 million annually, up to $33 million, if she stays married to the insane one for 11 years. A home in Montecito, Calif., will also be hers.

If the marriage lasts more than 11 years, the contract becomes void and Holmes gets half of Cruise's estate. The two reportedly plan to wed soon.

Tom and Family

Holmes' parents have told Life & Style Weekly they want Katie to marry Tom now, in spite of their serious doubts regarding the relationship.

"If she walks now, Tom will fight her for custody [of Suri, the couple's infant daughter], and Katie can't outlast him in court," an insider told Life & Style. "She knows she needs to marry him to get the money to fight him for custody, if it comes to that."

Wow, now that's a quality motive. Marrying someone to get their money, so that you can finance a court battle against that person. Amazing.

In any event, it will be interesting to see how many million Katie will bank before it becomes too much. While it would take a lot to marry an individual whose mental capacity is eroding before your eyes (and whose star may be falling), $33 million is sizable motivation. We're thinking of starting a pool, so stay tuned.

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He spends tons of time with Britney Spears and little Sean Preston, has a good job, even clothes that fit. We're talking, of course, about the Manny (male nanny) hired recently by Britney. But who is this mysterious, upstanding guy who's been seen with the starlet?

Turns out he's not actually Manny, but Perry. Taylor. He's a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy, according to MSN Entertainment. Rumor has it that the former lacrosse player and ski instructor was originally brought on as a bodyguard for Brit, only to transform into a caretaker for poor Sean P.

Britney and Jayden James

But is this really the budding romance and replacement of K-Fed that most of us (TheHollywoodGossip.com included) want?

Probably not. According to Taylor's own mother, he's neither a Manny or a surrogate spouse. Despite being pictured toting little Sean all over town, and reportedly accompanying Spears to a swanky resort in Laguna Beach, he's still pretty clueless about kids. Of course, given his extensive military training, he can probably figure out the whole car seat thing.

Taylor's mother also says that he's off the market and living with his own "bombshell" girlfriend of two years. She adds that Taylor moved to L.A. to find a new career after "the women in his life" talked him out of pursuing security opportunities in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"He's protecting Britney and he's protecting the child," a Spears insider clarifies to People Magazine.

Truth may very well lie in the report that Federline doesn't like that Taylor is taking care of his baby. Of course, he might not have much say in the matter. Us Weekly claims that with their relationship in shambles, Britney has booted the unemployed rapper and former backup dancer to the basement of their Malibu mansion.

[NOTE: Please check out the hilarious US Weekly running clock of the time elapsed between when Mr. & Mrs. Federline were last photographed together ��" 76 days and counting]

"He's been sleeping downstairs for the last several months. Things are really, really bad. He basically does his own thing," a source dished.

Us also reports that a "Christian life coach" has been hired by Spears' parents to help guide her down the right path, perhaps sans Federline.

Hopefully that coach is a real taskmaster… and knows a good divorce lawyer, if you know what we're saying. We're saying K-Fed sucks.

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This is terrible. Not only has The Simple Life 4 found a new home on E!, it's evidently a very popular location. The wretched Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie reality show debuted to 1.3 million viewers last Sunday.

This figure represented a 400% increase over the channel's typical prime time numbers. In key demographics, such as 18-35 year-old males, the boost was more than three times the network's average.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie leaving the club

We have one word for whomever is comprising this viewership: STOP! What's next, will you purchase Paris' first single? How will this attention-hungry, food-starved waste of space ever go away if we continue to pay her attention?!?

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People laugh at his jokes. People laugh at her career. It's a match made in comedic heaven!

So it would seem, at least, as a source has confirmed that Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are indeed a couple. This individual told People that the duo were "very happy."

Of course, neither side is as open about the rumored relationship. McCarthy and Carrey - McCarrey? - were spotted at an L.A. restaurant last month, but still won't go public with their affections.

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy together in London

When McCarthy, 33, was asked recently on The View if she was dating a "well-known comedian who makes funny faces," she replied, "No comment. Does that ever work?"

No, Jen, it does not. For his part Carrey said the following about McCarthy last year: "I like her, she's a nice person."

Rumors about whether he snickered and added "in bed!" have not been confirmed. In case you've been wondering what the heck Jenny McCarthy has been up to - and, admit it, who hasn't? - she divorced her husband of five years in 2005. She's currently promoting her newest book, Life Laughs: The Naked Truth About Motherhood, Marriage and Moving On.

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How times change. The Best Kiss Award at this year's MTV Movie Awards went to Jake Gyllenhaal… and Heath Ledger.

The two co-starred in last year's Brokeback Mountain, the acclaimed film centered around two young men who meet and fall in love in Wyoming in 1963, and endure an emotional, complex relationship over the next two decades. Both actors received Oscar nominations.

Heath Ledger with Jake Gyllenhaal

"This is a real honor, not just for me and Heath but for all of you, that you picked this movie and this kiss over all the other ones," Gyllenhaal said.

Both Ledger and Gyllenhaal have stated that while they did not fear taking on such challenging roles, the intimate scenes in the beginning of the movie were difficult to do. Ang Lee, who went on to win the Academy Award for Best Director this past winter, similarly found the scenes difficult to shoot, and has frequently praised the two actors' courage.

Interestingly, Ledger began dating his on-screen wife, Michelle Williams, during the filming of Brokeback Mountain. The two now have a child together. While denying rumors that he is bisexual, Gyllenhaal nonetheless says he regards it as flattering. Rumor has it that Jake has split with on-again, off-again love and has started dating Natalie Portman.

In winning Best Kiss, Heath and Jake beat out Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (in Mr. & Mrs. Smith) and Rosario Dawson and Clive Owen (Sin City), among others. Brangelina didn't go home empty-handed, though ��" they took home the award for Best Fight. Actually, since they were in Namibia, they did not actually take home anything. They weren't at the award show. Forget it.

The night's ultimate big winner was Wedding Crashers, which won Best Picture and numerous other honors. Congrats to Vince Vaughn and that shaggy, blonde co-star of his.

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Quick note to Matt Leinart, rookie quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals and occasional boy toy: get out of Paris while you still can!

Hilton, that is. The hotel heiress and new pop artist may sing about stars being blind ... but that doesn't mean she can act as though she is afflicated with this or any other handicap while driving! That's just nonsense.

Night Club Goer

To sum up the latest controversy surrounding this nitwit: Residents of the exclusive L.A. apartment complex in which Leinart resides told the New York Post that the blonde bimbo actually pulls into a handicapped space every time she visits.

"I find the reports surprising," said Paris' long-suffering spokesman Elliot Mintz.

Because she's shocked that Hilton would pull such a stint? Has she ever met her client?

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First, we showed you the adorable picture of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and her proud parents.

Now, we can report that 10 days after the tyke was born, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made their first public appearance. Looking gorgeous as always in a long black dress, Jolie said the couple were grateful for the privacy they have enjoyed since arriving in Namibia in April.

Brangelina at Movie Premiere

"We both had travelled to Africa and loved this part of the world," Jolie said.

"On top of that, we received amazing health care," Pitt added.

The nation will be losing the globe's most glamorous couple in the next few days, however. Pitt and Jolie will come back to America shortly. Will they stop off in Australia first and say hello to Jen and Vince? Stay tuned to find out!

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Oh, the delicious irony. The female portion of Bennifer reportedly turned down a movie role because the female half of the original Bennifer had already been cast.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Jennifer Garner passed on the part of Pamela Ewing in the upcoming Dallas movie upon discovering that Jennifer Lopez, ex-fiancee of Garner's husband Ben Affleck, had signed on.

J. Lo Laughing

The Alias star started dating Affleck in July 2004, when they co-starred in the movie Daredevil. Seven months earlier, the actor ended his much-ridiculed engagement with Lopez.

Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck

Garner was apparently engaged in talks to play Bobby Ewing's wife Pam in the upcoming Dallas flick, but backed out when she heard Lopez would be portraying Sue-Ellen, the alcoholic wife of J.R. A source close to Bennifer says Garner was really psyched about Dallas, but felt the strain between them on the set could have led to awkward situations.

Good call, Jen. No need to go anywhere near that skank. We love you!

In other news, Bennifer nearly burned down its rented Cambridge, Mass., home after leaving a frying pan unattended. Fortunately, the couple and daughter Violet emerged unscathed and the fire department saved the property from significant damage. Garner also recently joined Reese Witherspoon and Cicely Tyson on a visit New Orleans, La., to draw attention to the plight of Hurricane Katrina victims.

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Okay, so maybe Linday Lohan isn't addicted to shopping. But that doesn't mean she can't anger the fashion gods.

According to the good people at Us Weekly, Vogue editor Anna Wintour was prepared to unleash limitless wrath on Lohan Monday night. The skinny, spoiled actress was a guest at Wintour's table at the CFDA awards and "got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours," a witness told the New York Post.

Base Head

During Lohan's final trip to the ladies' room, Wintour whispered to a Vogue staffer: "Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again."

Lohan's date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then scolded, "Karl, this is your guest, control her!"

The truth, however, is that Lindsay does what Lindsay wants to do. Remain seated for more than five minutes in a row? Yeah, right! Work on a movie with a new director? As if!

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Bad plastic surgery, that is.

What a difference a year makes. Ashlee Simpson, 21, told Allure last year that she "felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day. And I'm so glad that I didn't.'" Sure thing, kiddo. The talentless hack singer has apparently changed her opinion of plastic surgery as well as her hairstyle.

Take a look at these pictures from US Magazine, showing how Jessica's lil' sis looks before and after going under the knife, rhinoplasty stizzyle.

Nice Lingerie

Which do you prefer? We're still on the fence. And kind of freaked out.

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