One Airhead for Another: Madonna Dumps Britney for Lindsay

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Before she even appeared on Dateline as an utter hot mess, Britney Spears had been having a bad week. It began when she was dumped as a friend by Madonna.

Now, it looks like the Material Girl has gone shopping for a buddy a few rows down on the same talentless hack aisle. The rumored replacement for Spears? Lindsay Lohan.

Too Anorexic

After ditching Brit the Twit because she strayed from Kabbalah, Madonna has grown closer to Lohan. The two supposedly share religious beliefs, but, of course, never meals.

Lindsay recently acknowledged that she was "looking into Kabbalah," and now may have an opportunity to sing a duet with Madonna, according to In Touch Weekly.

"Madonna's giving Lindsay advice on her music career, and she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!" an insider told the mag. The very excited source says the two talk a few times a week and are planning a "spiritual journey" once Madonna's current tour is over.

Neither Madonna's nor Lohan's rep had a comment on the duo visiting the Holy Land. The Material Girl, after all, was busy singing while being crucified on stage; while Lohan was avoiding every parcel of food in sight.

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