Old Model Lashes Out at Britney

Kevin Federline has garnered his share of detractors over the past couple of years. You can now add Janice Dickinson to that list.

Yes, the former model (right) and judge on America's Next Top Model has lashed out at Federline and his wife of 20 months, Britney Spears. Janice thinks Britney needs an image overhaul and should dump husband her white trash husband immediately.

"I never found him hot at all. But she's a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops," Dickinson told The Book Standard. "I would tar and feather her first of all, tell her to dump that [bleeping] hick husband of hers. She needs solid advice, and not from Hicksville."

Dickinson, a self-proclaimed supermodel who also insists she coined that term (great claim to fame, lady), has a book entitled Check Please: Mating, Dating, and Extricating due out next month, and said she'd like to give Spears a complete makeover.

Is she serious? Who the hell is Janice Freaking Dickinson to talk? And who wants to tar and feather someone? Britney, especially? Maybe she's a little exasperating from time to time with her naivete, but cruel and unusual punishment is taking it a bit far, wouldn't you say?

That's show business for you. Here today, bitter and pathetic tomorrow. This washed-up 53-year old former Playboy centerfold evidently believes she can criticize beautiful, successful young starlets at will whenever she wants to promote her own efforts. What a low-class hoe.

Not that we don't share her opinion of Federline. That guy definitely needs to be replaced in the worst way. What an assclown.