No changing table?
Mother of the Year candidate Britney Spears reportedly stopped by the local Victoria's Mission Viejo, Calif., to buy pink thongs. Gulp.
Oh, and then she proceeded to change the dirty diaper of son Sean Preston. On the floor. Next to the cash register.
A possibly legitimate eyewitness account has Britney then trying to hand it the soiled diaper to a salesperson, who for some reason refused to take it.
That's puzzling. Doesn't the clerk realize that Britney does whatever she wants? And that the diaper could fetch some serious bucks on eBay?