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Wait, Lindsay Lohan isn’t 20 yet?!? Then we sincerely hope her recent partying has been catered by Mott’s Apple Juice.

The incredibly thin diva turns 20 on Sunday, but has no plans on sharing the celebrating with the public. That selfish skank.

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“I’m going to go away, out of the country,” she told Harper’s Bazaar in the magazine’s July cover story. “Do something fun and different. They won’t find me.”

If that’s Lohan’s goal, all she has to do is turn sideways.

Lindsay said the Caribbean is her preferred spot to dodge photographers.

“No one can get a picture of you on Turks and Caicos [Islands]. I go there with my family, and it’s the perfect place to go with a guy.”

Sure. You can spend quality time on a hammock with mom or on your back with your latest boy toy. Lohan would know about both.