Lohan Set to Turn 20; Ready to Destroy the Caribbean
Wait, Lindsay Lohan isn't 20 yet?!? Then we sincerely hope her recent partying has been catered by Mott's Apple Juice.
The incredibly thin diva turns 20 on Sunday, but has no plans on sharing the celebrating with the public. That selfish skank.
"I'm going to go away, out of the country," she told Harper's Bazaar in the magazine's July cover story. "Do something fun and different. They won't find me."
If that's Lohan's goal, all she has to do is turn sideways.
Lindsay said the Caribbean is her preferred spot to dodge photographers.
"No one can get a picture of you on Turks and Caicos [Islands]. I go there with my family, and it's the perfect place to go with a guy."
Sure. You can spend quality time on a hammock with mom or on your back with your latest boy toy. Lohan would know about both.
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April 30th, 2010 9:53 PM
Look, you stupid skank, there's nothing wrong with a twenty year old young woman going on a trip with a boy friend. I wish she would see fit to go off with me somewhere, a beautiful island somewhere with Lindsay on it sounds like paradise to me. It's too bad bitter fucks like you can't get out and enjoy your own life more so you wouldn't have to try to look down your snout at people that actually enjoy life.