Federline Racking Up Mad Credit Card Debt

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Kevin Federline isn't feeling so secure lately.

The wannabe rap star has been banished to the basement by wife Britney Spears as marital relations with between the two remaining chilly. As a result, Federline is reportedly worried about what's in store for him down the line.

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With the relationship in shambles, Federline is going to great lengths to preserve the lifestyle of white trash mooch to which he become accustomed.

According to the Sun, a British newspaper, he's been spotted in a Malibu mall collecting numerous credit card applications, in hopes of accumulating massive amounts of debt and planning for the future in his own sick way.

"He realized without Britney he has hardly any money coming in to sustain his flash lifestyle," says the Sun source. "He figures Britney will pick up the bill anyway when the divorce comes through because they will have to split everything, including debts."

The Gossip feels comfortable speaking for most of America when is says this loser needs to get dumped (and neutered) ASAP. Look at poor little Sean P. and his beautiful mother. They need a stable influence. Someone who will be there for them, through thick and thin, not put them on the fast track to an endless payday loan cycle.

Brit, if you're reading this, you gotta drop it like it's hot! It being K-Fed!

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When I found out that Britney Spears will be marrying a back-up dancer, I was completely surprised. I mean, I felt that he won't be a good provider & that I believe he doesn't deserve to marry Britney since she's famous & he's not. I mean, there's really nothing wrong if she falls in love with someone earning less than her but the fact that a lot of famous guys I believe are into her then there's a possibility that she'd be able to marry someone who's more gorgeous or sexier, wealthy if not famous, someone who will treat her like a goddess, etc. Anyway, life's like that.

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