We know he's beautiful, but please stop stalking Brad Pitt and posing as Brad Pitt. Just sit back and ogle over Brad Pitt.

The most recent transgression occurred when a 29-year-old man tried to steal more than $23,000 from a money exchanger in the United Arab Emirates by crafting a fake ID card using a photo of Shiloh's dad.

Reports state the Jordanian had been informed by his brother â€" an employee at the Dubai money exchange - that more than $23,000 in cash had been transferred to the bureau for a client, but had not been picked up for more than three months.

The man, naturally, then downloaded Pitt's picture off the Internet and forged an identification card using the client's name, hoping his brother would hand over the cash and keep a photocopy of the fake ID as record of the transfer.

The genius plan failed. This idiot was arrested on a tip from an informant, charged with forgery and attempted embezzlement. He later confessed to police that he had no idea whose picture he had downloaded from the Internet.

Does that mean he's never seen Ocean's 11? Sucks for him.