A Desperate Housewife Crashes New Wife's Honeymoon

Eva, Nicole, Nicole, Eva. Tony, Keith. Keith, Tony ...

Now that introductions are over with, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban (aka, "Kurban") can carry on with their honeymoon, while Tony Parker and Eva Longoria can carry on with being young and beautiful.

Longoria and the San Antonio Spurs star, Parker, accidently crashed Kurban's honeymoon in Bora Bora this week. Just minutes after the newlyweds landed, the flight of this hot couple also touched down in the city.

The couples are staying just steps away from one another in a pair of waterside villas along the boardwalk at the St. Regis resort. As a result, staff members on jet skis are regularly patrolling the perimeter of the resort as a security measure.

Rumors are also swirling that Parker may be popping a certain question to Longoria during this soiree. Perhaps the sight of a content Kurban will inspire the basketball star to drain the biggest jump shot of his life. Figuratively speaking.